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[the_amazing]

Hey, you've reached Peter's phone. Leave me a message, or just text like a normal person.

[Beep!]

Comments

[hybrid_prince]

You're not that cowardly though. And pigeons are like that. Especially New York ones.

[the_amazing]

Yeah, I think it's the whole "wouldn't it be hilarious if Spider-Man fought all these bad guys but was afraid of something a lot less intimidating?" thing.

Stupid winged rats. Speaking of rats, did you know there's supposedly one rat for every person that lives in New York? I know it's a population comparison, but I always felt like that stat meant to convey that everyone in NYC gets their very own emotional support rodent.

[hybrid_prince]

I mean, geese are pretty insane.

That seems like a really low estimate of rats. But man, we could have used them. Oh! Imagine Tony's emotional support rat. It would get its own suit. Iron Rodent.

[the_amazing]

I don't really have any idea what was going on with people lately. Did they turn into birds? Was there just an invasion of birds? I feel so out of the loop.

I hate that I can see the suit he'd design for it.

[hybrid_prince]

Yep. Those of us who went into the water or who were splashed enough with it were turned into swans. And some people are still missing.

Not like his suit isn't formulaic at this point.

[the_amazing]

I'm shocked I didn't get mixed up in that. I'm always at the business end of bad luck. Do they need help finding the people who are missing?

The blasters would probably shoot cheese or something.

[hybrid_prince]

Yeah, they do. A lot of help. We're going out as soon as Lucifer has word.

And yes, he could probably set that up.

Wrap?

[the_amazing]

Count me in. Tell me where to go and I'll be there.