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[the_amazing]

Hey, you've reached Peter's phone. Leave me a message, or just text like a normal person.

[Beep!]

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[the_amazing]

I can do this. I know how to be cool.

[hybrid_prince]

[the_amazing]

This just got a lot better now that I know gifs work here, too.

You may regret this.

[hybrid_prince]

Oh, I regret nothing, Spidey.

At the Beginning of October - Oh the Irony

[the_amazing]

Re: At the Beginning of October - Oh the Irony

[hybrid_prince]

~Several Days Later~

[the_amazing]

[hybrid_prince]

After the most recent event

[the_amazing]

What the hell (no pun intended) did I just come back to? Why is everyone eating rocks and metal and stuff?

i had to meta it

[hybrid_prince]

Dude if I could begin to explain anything, I wouldn't be here.

[the_amazing]

Is that the Seabiscuit guy? I didn't know he was a meme.

You're okay, though, right? No strange cravings? No TLC camera crew following you around documenting your diet?

[hybrid_prince]

Yeah, it is. He's in a lot of memes I can find here. It's weird.

No. I'm pretty okay right now. I've tried to keep a bit more isolated from this stuff. Last November was... Bad. This is horrible.

Bad enough to have relationship drama.

[the_amazing]

Maybe in another universe, he's like, a super memeable person. Who knows?

Okay, I'm glad it's not everyone. I thought maybe I'd been down in the lab for way too long and I missed getting hit by a laser that makes us all hungry for drywall.

Sorry you're having relationship issues. If you need an ear, I'm available.

[hybrid_prince]

Yeah, that's probably a thing.

It's less issues and more being put on the spot about some things. But thanks, Peter. Damn, the spiders are awesome.

[the_amazing]

Oh, so you got the whole "We Need to Talk" thing. My condolences.

Which spiders? Like the actual animals, or the people with spider powers? Because I was looking for a picture, but I need more context.

[hybrid_prince]

Like, the people with spider related names. You and the Black Widows.

No, it's not the We Need to Talk thing. It's just that Hell makes things weird.

[the_amazing]

Couldn't find super relevant spider memes, but hopefully this makes you feel better.

[hybrid_prince]

Oh no, it's too cute.

Thanks, Peter.