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[the_amazing]

Hey, you've reached Peter's phone. Leave me a message, or just text like a normal person.

[Beep!]

Comments

[the_amazing]

Maybe in another universe, he's like, a super memeable person. Who knows?

Okay, I'm glad it's not everyone. I thought maybe I'd been down in the lab for way too long and I missed getting hit by a laser that makes us all hungry for drywall.

Sorry you're having relationship issues. If you need an ear, I'm available.

[hybrid_prince]

Yeah, that's probably a thing.

It's less issues and more being put on the spot about some things. But thanks, Peter. Damn, the spiders are awesome.

[the_amazing]

Oh, so you got the whole "We Need to Talk" thing. My condolences.

Which spiders? Like the actual animals, or the people with spider powers? Because I was looking for a picture, but I need more context.

[hybrid_prince]

Like, the people with spider related names. You and the Black Widows.

No, it's not the We Need to Talk thing. It's just that Hell makes things weird.

[the_amazing]

Couldn't find super relevant spider memes, but hopefully this makes you feel better.

[hybrid_prince]

Oh no, it's too cute.

Thanks, Peter.