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[the_amazing]

Hey, you've reached Peter's phone. Leave me a message, or just text like a normal person.

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[hybrid_prince]

[the_amazing]

[hybrid_prince]

You win with that one. I surrender to the superior Meme-King of the month.

You doing okay?

[the_amazing]

Aw, you just let me win that one.

Got a snootful of that kind of pollen that makes you tell the truth and nothing but. I said some things I'm sort of ashamed of and I might have to fake my death and go out and live in the wilderness of the Hellscape.

[hybrid_prince]

Nah, I'm honestly tapped out. Took me a LONG TIME to find the previous ones if I'm honest.

Huh, well, if you need help faking your death, let me know. My sword only cuts what I want it to so it does REALLY convincing stabs that don't actually hurt.

[the_amazing]

We just can't get too niche like that. Keep our suffering to a broader level.

I was only sort of half-kidding on that one. At least I only bared my soul to one person, and even though she now has some good blackmail on me, it could be a lot worse.

[hybrid_prince]

Is the person who learned it likely to use it against you? Like, if it was Talia you'd know you're okay.

[the_amazing]

Honestly, it's fifty-fifty on those odds. And you're close. It's the other universe's Widow. She helped me through some impromptu therapy.

[hybrid_prince]

Oh, Natasha. She isn't all that bad, compared to some people from her world.

[the_amazing]

I haven't met all of them, so I can't say. But yeah, she seemed not to mind too much. Said it was better that we were discussing my issues than hers, so...

[hybrid_prince]

Yeah, that sounds like a Black Widow. Talia is better at talking to me sometimes, but I don't know Natasha well.

[the_amazing]

Talia did talk me down off the ledge when my latest Hell-change happened. I am thankful for that.

I've spoken to Natasha a handful of times before then. I preferred the time we walked around the carnival making witty observations about our surroundings over whatever this was.

[hybrid_prince]

She's saved me a few times. Best big sister a guy could ask for.

[the_amazing]

She does tease me a lot, but I'm sure part of that's my fault. I'm extremely teaseable.

[hybrid_prince]

Extremely, Sweet-Roll.

[the_amazing]

Don't disrespect your elders, young man.

[hybrid_prince]

Alright, I'll try and resist. Later Peter!